By The Welcome Baby Care Doulas
Before: Signs of a wild night include tipped wine glasses and a lingerie trail leading to the bedroom.
After: Signs of a wild night include tipped Diaper Genie, half eaten TV dinners on the kitchen counter, a trail of dirty onesies, and a somebody sleeping on the couch.
Before: Relating to “Sex and the City.”
After: “Everybody Loves Raymond”
Before: Crazy fun = shotsies.
Before: Long, late-night talks about politics.
After: Five-minutes of highly focused conversation…about poop.
Embrace the change. You were born to do this. Happy Parenting!