By The Welcome Baby Care Doulas

Before:  Signs of a wild night include tipped wine glasses and a lingerie trail leading to the bedroom.

After:  Signs of a wild night include tipped Diaper Genie, half eaten TV dinners on the kitchen counter, a trail of dirty onesies, and a somebody sleeping on the couch.

Before:  Relating to “Sex and the City.”

After:  “Everybody Loves Raymond”

Before:  Crazy fun = shotsies.  

After:  Yahtzee!

Before:  Long, late-night talks about politics.

After:  Five-minutes of highly focused conversation…about poop.

Embrace the change.  You were born to do this.  Happy Parenting!